that-fangirl-there:

thrillsurfer:

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking

bussykiller:

seeing your crush like 
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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

Where’s the button?! WHY ARE THE PICTURES MOVING?

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

justanotherskeletonnn:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Australia

moonemojii:

so i bought this chocolate lollipop
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and this is what i fucking got
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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

hyclropump:

destiel-initiative007:

literallyrad:

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia

I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday

well yeah havent you seen the movie