neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

free-booty:

IM SO FUCKING INSECURE LIKE I LITERALLY GET SELF CONSCIOUS OVER BEING SELF CONSCIOUS

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy