lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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ruinedchildhood:

when your outfit on point and your mom says you can’t go out

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endable:

people who dislike ellen degeneres make me so uncomfortable

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave