I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
seeing your crush like
What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day
Where’s the button?! WHY ARE THE PICTURES MOVING?
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
so i bought this chocolate lollipop
and this is what i fucking got
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia
I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday
well yeah havent you seen the movie